Character Descriptions:
Dane
What would you drink at a party, and how would you behave?
If I were to drink at a party I would probably be off the walls and do a lot of weird stuff.
What was your favorite high school class? What clique were you in, and what instrument would you play?
My favorite class in high school so far are gym and strength training. I like my muscles and they make me who I am today.
If you met the cast of seventh heaven, who would you hang with, and who would hate you on sight?
You never told me you liked seventh heaven. I had no time to even think about it! But I’d be hanging with all of them, no matter if they like me or not. Lucy would definitely hate me at first sight.
What do you find attractive in the opposite sex, and how would you approach a potential love interest?
In the opposite sex I would find blonde hair, long legs, and a great kisser, with a really good personality. I’d approach her by just standing there and pushing my hair back, but really that’s the only way I have to do it.
What would you name your children, if you had a boy and a girl? Do you want children?
If I ever end up having children, I’d try to get my wife to name my boy Timmy, from the TV show South Park. But if I had to take care of a girl, other than my wife, I’d choose to name her Kristen. And of course I want children, who wouldn’t.
Why did your last romantic end? Have you ever been dumped, if so, why?
To tell you the truth, my last romantic relationship ended in hell, when I found my girlfriend sleeping with my friend Bobby. No, I haven’t been dumped, I always get to do the dumping. It’s a real pain.
What celebrity do you think is hot? What celebrity would you like to be like?
I think that I’m hot. I’m a celebrity aren’t I? But I wouldn’t like to be like any celebrity. I’m my own celebrity.
What types of offensive jokes are you most likely to find funny? What would offend you?
I don’t think any rude jokes are funny. Why do people even offend others? I mean, it’s just like going to a concert and everybody is pushing you to the floor.
What is your favorite curse word? Do you swear a lot, and do you lose your temper easily?
My favorite cuss word is definitely, fuck. I mean, it’s like the best word to say since you can use it in a whole bunch of meanings.
How are you most likely to annoy somebody in a conversation?
I’m more likely to annoy someone by talking too much about myself. Girls really don’t like that stuff, and that’s why I’m so popular around the community. Usually I run into girls talking too much, so I just dump them.
How sexually experienced are you? What sort of people have you had experience with?
I don’t really like to talk about my sexual experience, but all I can say is a whole lot of girls, who keep on going out with me and end up cheating on me.
What sort of car would you drive, if you could pick any one you wanted?
I would definitely ride in a Mustang cause they’re so cool, and I can pick up ladies in them.
How much attention do you pay to your appearance? Do you bathe often, wear makeup, fix your hair constantly? Are you stylish?
I don’t exactly pay much attention to my appearance, I just go as it is, and make myself remain cool. I take showers every morning and at night to keep my good scent.
What is your opinion on homosexuality? How do you feel about drug use? Do you think your moral code in law?
I really don’t think drug use is a good thing to even think about. I also think that my moral code is to be law.
Do you sit up straight or slouch? Are you graceful? Do you enjoy formality or would you father lounge around casually?
I sit up really straight, especially when I’m flirting. I’m most likely graceful when I need to be.
Are you motivated and organized, or are you disorganized and late to everything? Do you feel like your life is in order?
I’m most likely motivated and organized, and I really think my life is in order, except when I’m getting cheated on, and that’s a real problem.
How would you decorate your bedroom if you lived alone and could do whatever you wanted?
I’d definitely put some good ole pictures of myself playing football, and everything like that on my room walls.
Are you willing to speak out or do you avoid confrontation? Do you stand up for what you think is right?
I’m willing to speak out, and I stand up for what I believe is right, cause well, it’s right.
If you could only keep the things that fit in one suitcase, what would you pack?
If I could keep only what would fit in a suitcase, I’d definitely bring my cell phone, a pair of clothes, and since my dog doesn’t fit in a briefcase, I’ll run out with him and hide him in my car with my portable TV.
What is your favorite card game? Least favorite? What game would you be really good at?
My favorite card game has got to be Texas Hold Em. My least favorite is definitely matching, cause it’s extremely boring. I’m extremely good at Poker, or any kind and Rummy.

2 Comments
October 31, 2006 at 5:58 pm
I like Dane alot. Seems like a good guy with a cool attitude but not a jerky one!! This is great Kev…..
Only six more hours and counting into the insanity begins!!! WOOOOOOO
October 31, 2006 at 6:17 pm
Wow Kev, I’m impressed! Excellent job!!